500 B.C.-A.D. 500: Roman So-Called Civilization: All public toilets feature a stick with a sponge attached
to its end, soaking in a bucket of brine. Citizens use the tool to freshen up.
1391: The King's Pleasure: Chinese emperors begin ordering toilet paper in sheets measuring 2 feet by
3 feet.
1596: A Royal Flush: Sir John Harington, a godson of Queen Elizabeth I, invents the first flushing toilet
(a distinction often attributed to plumber Thomas Crapper).
1700s: Damn Niblets! Colonial Americans wipe with corncobs, later switching to old newspapers, catalogues
and almanacs.
1857: Every Sheet Bears My Name: New York entrepreneur Joseph C. Gayetty manufactures the first packaged
pre-moistened sheets of bathroom tissue called "therapeutic paper" in packs of 500 for 50 cents. Gayetty is so proud of his
innovation that he had his name imprinted on each sheet.
1861-1904: The Gifts of Thomas Crapper: British plumber Thomas Crapper revolutionizes the toilet with
a series of plumbing-related patents.
1872: Kimberly Meets Clark: Charles Benjamin Clark, a 28-year-old Civil War veteran, recruits John A.
Kimberly to join him in building a paper mill in Wisconsin.
1890: On a Roll: Scott Paper introduces toilet paper on a roll. But the paper goods company is somewhat
embarrassed to be associated with such an "unmentionable" thing and refuses to put its name on the product. Instead, the toilet
paper bears the name of intermediaries. As a result, at the beginning of the 20th century, the Waldorf Hotel in New York becomes
a leader in the toilet paper business.
1902: Enter the Green Bay Giant: Northern Paper Mills, the company that later became Quilted Northern,
opens, producing Northern Tissue.
1916: Gas Masks Become Sanitary Napkins: Kimberly-Clark begins concentrating on a special wadding paper.
With World War I brewing in Europe, this product, Cellucotton, was adapted for use as a filter in gas masks and bandages.
Nurses began using it as sanitary pads. Cellucotton was renamed "Cellu-Naps," and then "Kotex."
1920: The Tissue and the Pop-Up Box: Kimberly-Clark introduces the Kleenex tissue. Nine years later,
this product is marketed in the patented Pop-Up box.
1928: From Charming to Charmin: Hoberg paper introduces Charmin. The logo a woman's head from a cameo
pin was designed to appeal to feminine fashions of the day. A female employee called the packaging "charming," and the product's
brand name was born.
1932: Wiping Away Depression: Charmin tries to mitigate the pain of the Great Depression by introducing
the economy-sized four-roll pack.
1935: Who's Got the Tweezers? Northern Tissue is hailed as one of the few splinter-free toilet papers
on the market.
1942: A Softer World: St. Andrew's Paper Mill in England introduces two-ply toilet paper.
1944: Patriotic Toilet Paper Duty: The United States honors Kimberly-Clark
with an "E" Award (for excellence in commercial services) for its heroic effort supplying soldiers fighting in World War II.
1964: Enter Mr. Whipple: He appears for more than 20 years in TV, radio and print advertising. The real
George Whipple was the president of the Benton & Bowles advertising agency, which came up with the "Please, don't squeeze
the Charmin" ad campaign. He sold the rights to his name to Procter & Gamble for $1. Dick Wilson, the vaudeville veteran
who portrayed Mr. Whipple on TV, later recalled his agent calling him about the project.
"My
agent asked me, 'What do you think of toilet paper?' And I told him, 'I think everybody should use it.'"
For
his role in making Charmin the No. 1 toilet paper in America, Wilson's salary grew to $300,000 a year, and Procter & Gamble
promised him a "lifetime supply" of toilet paper.
1973: The Johnny Carson Toilet Paper Scare: Johnny Carson makes a joke about the United States facing
an acute shortage of toilet paper. This prompts viewers to run out to stores and begin hoarding. Carson apologizes the next
day for causing the scare and retracts his remark.
1991: Covert TP: The U.S. military uses toilet paper to camouflage its tanks in Saudi Arabia during the
Gulf War.
1995: The Great Toilet Paper Caper: A Philadelphia city employee is charged with stealing $34,000 worth
of toilet paper from Veterans Stadium just before an Eagles football game. The accused, Ricardo Jefferson, was fired. City
spokesman Tony Radwanski said: "We don't really know how long this was going on. We only looked at a 10-month period from
October 1994 to August 1995, but man, he really wiped that stadium clean."
1999: Paperless Toilet: Japanese inventors unveil the paperless toilet. The device washes, rinses and
blow-dries the user's bottom with a heating element.
2000: Men Are From Folders: Women Are From Wadders. A Kimberly-Clark marketing
survey on bathroom habits finds that women are "wadders" and men are "folders." Women also tend to use much more toilet paper
than men.