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Billy, Smiles, Evans Needs Your Help - Epilog

Billy Evans - EPILOG

EPILOG:

It brings joy to my very being when I realized how inspired many of you were with the sad story of "Little Billy Evans". Just of few comments on this heart grabbing story were;
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"I'LL PRAY FOR YOU RON. PLEASE GOD FORGIVE HIM, HE KNOWS NOT WHAT THE HELL HE SENDS OUT ON THE INTERNET, AND THE DEVIL MAKES HIM DO IT."

and

"Ron...
This is probably the MOST BIZARRE message we have received since going on line..
See you soon...."

or

"Brought a tear to me eye."
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But probably the response that best typifies the deep feelings came from my wife Pat's loving sister when she said;

"Dear Billy:

Tell your mommy to stop sniveling. There are a lot of people who were born without bodies.

Take for instance my sister, Pat. Our mother had to go out into a corn field and steal a scarecrow's body. Each year she had to add more and more straw so she would look like she was growing.

When she went to school the kids made fun of her but she made it through, and so can you.

It was fun sometimes having a sister with a scarecrows body. Just for fun when she was sleeping we would try to set her on fire. Mom would always catch us though, and our punishment was to play with Pat the next day.

The greatest part of this story is that during the Halloween season my mother didn't have to spend any money on a scarecrow. She would just put a stick up Pat's butt and put her in the front yard."
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MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS:

Pat and I have just returned from a trip to Pittsburgh for the weekend. We were both shocked and sickened by one of you who took the time to put up all of the signs making fun of "Poor Little Billy Evans". You know who you are, and all I can say is "May God Bless and Forgive You" for putting all of the dirogatory signs bringing attention to Little Billy's problem. Everywhere we looked, there they were, written on bright yellow signs the heartless signs that stated as follows:

"NO SHOULDERS, A HEAD".

Shame on you!!