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Women Beware
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were
stolen while he was passed out. While that was
an "urban legend," this one is
NOT. It's happening every day. I'm sending this "warning" only to
a few of
my closest friends. You too may have been a victim ... read on.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd a few years
ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep
in my body and woke up with
someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who
would have
done such a cruel thing to legs that had been wholly, if
imperfectly, mine for years? Whose thighs were these? What happened
to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for them. I searched, in vain, at pools and
beaches, anywhere I might find female limbs
exposed. I became obsessed. I
had nightmares filled with cellulite and flesh that turns to bumps in the
night.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.
Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My rear end was
next. I knew it was the same gang, because
they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than the original) to the thighs
they had stuck me with earlier. Now my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would
stay in fashion.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning while fixing
my hair, I watched, horrified but fascinated,
as the flesh of my upper arms
swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting
scary.
My body was being replaced, cleverly and fiendishly, one section
at a time. In the end, in deepening despair, I gave
up my T-shirts.
What could they do to me next? Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age was
supposed to creep up, unnoticed and intangible,
something like maturity. NO,
I was being attacked, repeatedly and without warning. That's why I've decided
to share
my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women
of America, wake up and smell the coffee!
That
isn't really "plastic" those surgeons are using. You know where they're
getting those replacement parts, don't
you? The next time you suspect someone
has had a face "lifted," look again! Was it lifted from you? Check
out those
tummy tucks and buttocks raisings. Look familiar? Are those your eyelids on
that movie star? I think
I finally may have found my thighs...and
I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!
This is NOT a hoax! This is happening to women in every town every night.
.......Warn your friends....
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