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WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not
- don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would?
(with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible
groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN:
Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing
to do.
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence
- - -
MAN: Shit!
HELL HAPPENED.
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